NaN:NaN
NaN:NaN

Scale and position your image


NOTE: please consider becoming a supporter if you would like to choose a shape.
View Profile ThoseSwellNachos
Drop file(s), or click here to upload.
    I'm sorry. I can't give you any swell nachos. But i can give you amateur animations and music.

    Ben Novus @ThoseSwellNachos

    Age 31, Male

    My pig sty.

    Joined on 4/3/08

    Level:
    7
    Exp Points:
    430 / 550
    Exp Rank:
    > 100,000
    Vote Power:
    4.86 votes
    Rank:
    Civilian
    Global Rank:
    91,148
    Blams:
    16
    Saves:
    45
    B/P Bonus:
    0%
    Whistle:
    Normal
    Medals:
    432

    I had a dream.

    Posted by ThoseSwellNachos - April 21st, 2009


    Last night, I had a dream.

    I shall explain it to you.

    It all started in a field
    I was sitting in the middle.
    No one else was there.
    All that was there with me
    was a small acoustic guitar.

    So i stood up.

    And smashed the guitar with my trainer.

    Then, I wasnt alone anymore.

    People were walking towards me

    Some people I knew
    Some I didnt.

    You were there.

    But you were lying in a bush.

    People surrounded me and looked up towards the skies

    The clouds dispersed.
    And a light shone through

    Then, a presence descended.
    As it came closer, it looked more familiar

    It was John Lennon.
    John Lennon reached into his pocket

    And gave everyone a packet of haribo.

    /end


    Comments

    Last night I had a dream about goatse.

    Was it a wet dream?

    Lack of MLK jokes astounds me.

    No it doesn't.